What are the best Narcotics for a diseased Whale?

hello. I was at the beach yesterday, and I happened to come across a whale On the shore that I felt sorry for, so i hired Some workers to lug the Whale to my house. they had to destroy some of the Street and alot of houses since i have 6 miles away but Its worth the damage.
So now Im sitting here with a whale in my backyard wondering what are the best narcotics for a whale? And if not how do you roast Whale stew?

Try an emergency vet hotline. Also I’ve had almost this same problem before! But because I’m such a trailer trash redneck I just killed the whale right away, and saved myself the expenses of the vet! First you half to gut the whale, then you have to remove the bones [ what a HASSLE! ] and then you cook it in a CrockPot for about 6 hours on Med-High, add some spices, and VOILA! Whale stew ;D

2 Responses to “What are the best Narcotics for a diseased Whale?”

  1. suck_it_nicholas Says:

    Try an emergency vet hotline. Also I’ve had almost this same problem before! But because I’m such a trailer trash redneck I just killed the whale right away, and saved myself the expenses of the vet! First you half to gut the whale, then you have to remove the bones [ what a HASSLE! ] and then you cook it in a CrockPot for about 6 hours on Med-High, add some spices, and VOILA! Whale stew ;D
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  2. not a top con & proud Says:

    Don’t be fooled this is nothing but a drug seeking cetacean, faking an illness to score drugs.
    References :
    A beluga stole my TV and sold it for Oxycodone.

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