What is your recreational drug of choice?

Although I’m certain this question will bring the masses of "high on life" candidates, we all know who my question is directed at.
Firstly, if you get "high on life" you’re stating that you’re a hypocrite. With all understanding that it is in fact a figure of speech, make no mark that by saying it’s a figure of speech doesn’t help the argument. I’m to believe that if you do in fact get ‘HoL’ you’ve already chosen your drug. It’s entirely not my fault that the drug you’ve chosen is a free, and less adamant version of a real escape.
All emotions invoked by human beings can be synthesized into modern day medicine. Do you wish to feel happy? There’s a pill for that. Do you wish to feel sad? Well, take too much of that and you will. Would you like to increase your libido? Again, it just so happens there’s a drug for that. You obviously see my point. All of these medicines use (for the most part) chemicals that our body already produces. Most of them are just high concentrations of said chemical, allowing you to feel/notice it much faster than if you say.. took a hike? Congratulations, endorphins are released. Now take a look at a speed-addict, or Concerta addict. They really aren’t much different, they chose a drug that consists of a chemical your body already produces, they just don’t feel the need to take that "hike" or run three miles to get there. Marijuana. Marijuana increases your serotonin rate by 4,000x It’s natural rate. Yes they are a different story being that Marijuana consists of many components that do not fit the body naturally i.e: it’s THC and Cannibinoids. My point, still very clear. So if you have a problem with my question, or you’d like to preach to your choir about how the abuse and use of recreational drug binging is wrong, you’re most definitely in the wrong sunday school.
Now back to said question.
What is your recreational drug of choice, and why? You may include a drug that you would "prefer" the use of everyday but cannot maintain a steady flow of. This doesn’t have to be about "what drugz r u guyz doin ryte now". (Yes, I’ve used poor grammar to exclaim that children do enjoy this topic as means of a pissing contest)
If you would like to include a story, by all means please do so. I would like to believe that there actually are intellectual people in this world that prefer the sugar-coated fairy world of Oxycontin and scheduled ‘narcotics’ over the bland taste of an un-buttered planet without drugs.
The best answer will be determined by the best story or reasoning, and the heaviest heart on this topic.
Thank you, and enjoy. ~GBEntertainment~

The library. And chocolate. Oh, even better, chocolate in the library! Yeah, that would be the best drug ever. I agree with the ‘high on life’ theory you’ve got going. It drives me nuts when people say that. Life’s a b*tch and then you die.

I do actually believe in recreational drug use when supervised by someone who isn’t an idiot. Think of all the deaths that would prevent. Instead of looking for their fix in an alley and using a dirty needle, a heroin addict could get controlled doses in a clean, safe environment.

I myself don’t do drugs and never have, but if I did, I’d probably do something in pill form that was easy to swallow, didn’t leave any nasty smell, and wasn’t particularly expensive. Working on a budget stinks.